To celebrate the failure of a little known Fisherman who attempted to blow up the house of lords, after the House ruled in favour of Kayakers paddling on the Thames. We will be gathering on one of the finest beaches in the world to dance naked around a giant fire while chanting “CANOE! CANOE! CANOE!”
For you people who intend in not watching foreskins flap around there will be a firework show provided by SWG Entertainment LTD with Sparklers. We will also be competing in rocket skimming (where you skim rockets across the sea) so go out and get your hands on the biggest, hardest, longest Red Rocket you can find!
Finally there will be Marshmallow Toasting and by this time we are quite merry so fire walking and general dicking about will come into play.
We will be meeting at the shed at 7:00pm before heading down to the beach. The more wood we get the bigger the fire and the warmer we are so if anyone knows where there are some pallet laying around let me no. BYOB.
P.S Weather dependant event
P.P.S SWG Entertainment LTD does not accept any liability for any injuries caused by drunkenness, sexual activities including transfer STI’s or lack of fitness, intelligence ect.
